my ass would be on the ground CRYING
As someone who worked at Spirit Halloween, I can guarantee this was the best part of working there.
I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved
1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them
2) you can just strip off your skin
3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
"how would you like your tea sir?"
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Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child