baylis27:

Cornwall 2014

fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

When people say this about Alaina’s bitch ass to me. Ctfu.

When people say this about Alaina’s bitch ass to me. Ctfu.

bassbaby8969:

Yessir

bassbaby8969:

Yessir