ravinginwonderland:

pardonmewhileipanic:

my ass would be on the ground CRYING

As someone who worked at Spirit Halloween, I can guarantee this was the best part of working there. 

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

braginskey:

fuckcannibals:

I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved

1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them

2) you can just strip off your skin

3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved

me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
getting a test back that you studied for but failed.

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

squishingbricks:

lanadelrayj:

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

that’s still too much