….why do you do this to me… I can’t take his anymore i can’t handle any of this. I’m going insane I’m going fucking insane. Please leave me alone. Please.

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

justdontwordshurt:

I find it really scary that not everyone I know is going to die of old age. Some will get into accidents, some will get sick, some might encounter deaths by other beings, and some might even die by their own hand. And that terrifies me.

adriofthedead:

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

nnnnnyoooooom

adriofthedead:

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

nnnnnyoooooom

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

Straight girls just be flirting with lesbians like it’s nothing. Bitch I will really fuck you.

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains